Things the Internet has Ruined

Don't get me wrong, I'm really into the internet. It's just that these things have now become defunct.

And now i'm going to make a list about it... on the internet...

Book Dictionaries

Internet dictionaries = 40,000 times faster.

Unless, of course, you cut out the pages and hide some secret trinkets in there. Other than that... useless

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Maps

You don't have to worry about getting that thing folded up any longer. You can find anything on Google Maps or Google Earth. I spent 3 hours (of work time) looking for my car on Google Earth one day. I might have found it, but i'm not positive.

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File Cabinets

I can either store a large amount of crappy manila folders in a metal case that is impossible to move....

or....

PDF the papers and put it all on a flash drive. I can put that in my pocket.

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Paris' Inheritance

You should listen to Bobby, Paris.

(Hit the link and check out 'Plot Keywords' in the overview, pretty funny)

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My 'Trivia List'

It was a good idea, but every goddamn trivia question i come up with can be found on the goddamn internet in 15 sec. Except 2, and that's what my list consists of so far. Stay tuned. It will take me 3 more years to come up 8 more trivia questions exempt from internet searches.

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Simple Doctor's Visits

got an itch? head hurt? poop strange colors?
WebMD that shit!

No more creepy doctors office aquariums and 'Highlights' crappy magazines

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Events you may have missed

Whether it's a huge sporting event or the final episode of the Sopranos, you are going to know what happened instantly by opening an internet browser. You really have to try hard NOT to find out what happened. Plus, you might get your stupid friends gchatting you, "OMG, bleh blah bleh..." if you're not careful

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This kid's life

He just wanted to make a sweet video, gall.

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My Work Ethic

After bumming, watching day baseball on statracker, and whatever the hell else i do on the internet all day, there is not much time left for actual work.

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